"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
08/11/2016 at 22:35 • Filed to: None
2
2|
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
08/11/2016 at 22:35 • Filed to: None | 2
| 2 |
I know, because I drove a real Ferrari—Testarossa Spider, bright yellow—topless down the Autobahn.
You two will never know how that feels. People like you don’t drive Ferraris, you just push little ones with you hand, like playing with yourselves. And just like playing with yourselves, it can never compare to the real thing.
This same episode also has Stan and Francine living out of a Pontiac Aztec.
“New plan, baby. New Pontiac Aztek plan. We can’t live there, that’s how dumb people live on minimum wage. This is how smart people live on minimum wage.”
“So, we’re going to live in a car?”
“It’s not just a car, it’s a tent on wheels.”
“But how can we afford this? We only have $938 for the whole month.”
“I only paid $400 for this bad boy”
“$400? How?”
“Well, first I had to find a Pontiac dealership, which wasn’t easy. Then I told them I wanted to buy an Aztek. Then I paid them $400.”
TheHondaBro
> Honeybunchesofgoats
08/11/2016 at 22:41 |
|
Really good episode.
|
Honeybunchesofgoats
> TheHondaBro
08/11/2016 at 22:46 |
|
The spoof Scent of a Woman is one of my favorites. “And tomorrow I’ll give you a check for $106,000" “This is a $350,000 car, sir.”